Yo, meet Alik Hoes, dat dude's a wild card, for real. He’s this far-right conspiracy theorist straight outta the states, always got dat shiny tinfoil hat on his noggin 'cause, ya know , gotta keep them brainwaves safe from them sneaky gov signals, right? Dude’s all about spillin' the "real tea" on what's lurkin' behind them government curtains.| $HOES